Pickup lines.

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Welcome to the most spectacular, most readable and the most useful part of the pickup lines 2012. Here you will find all the help to get the good looking girl / guy at the party, or to get rid of the cheesy type next to you, to insult your worst enemy.

The new updated page gives you many opportunities to progress as in Scandinavia and abroad, because we have collected pickup lines in three languages​​, all to give you readers what you want.
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Pickup lines page 2

• Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

• Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 
• Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? 
• Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
• Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? 
• Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
• I am a magical being, take off your bra.
• I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. 
• Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

• Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? 
• I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

• I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

• I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
• I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

• I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

• I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

• My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
• My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
• Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? 
• Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy? 
• Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
• Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.



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